CHAT SUMMARY
13:05:05 From kate to Everyone : Hi All! Happy New Year! If we haven’t already connected on Linked In feel free to connect. www.linkedin.com/in/katherinemoskos
13:06:34 From Albert Whale to Everyone : We are connected Kate, but for anyone else, they can connect with me here: https://www.linkedin.com/in/albertwhale/
13:08:12 From Lori Kirstein to Everyone : Would you please put in the chat a good human transcription service, Laura? Thank you!
13:08:18 From Laura Pinsky to Everyone : otter.ai is a AI transcription service that is better than most. You can get 600 minutes of free transcription/month.
13:09:36 From Jonathan Sachs to Everyone : Here is the Grand Central Station for my work and personal projects: https://www.jonsachscollected.com/
13:16:04 From Laura Pinsky to Everyone : Hi Everyone. If you haven’t already connected with me, please do! https://www.linkedin.com/in/solarus/
13:18:15 From John Gale to Everyone : John Gale – London Hi I provide Advisory Services to Hitech Startups. https://www.linkedin.com/in/jgale/ https://carverlon.com/
13:26:03 From Jonathan Sachs to Everyone : Your purpose: “the Mock Turtle said: `no wise fish would go anywhere without a porpoise.’”
13:26:31 From Lori Kirstein to Everyone : I have already made two connections. Woot!
13:28:01 From Melinda J Watman to Everyone : I also want to say I am interested in sitting on boards of small to mid-size companies. Here is my LinkedIn profile
13:28:04 From Melinda J Watman to Everyone : www.linkedin.com/in/melindajwatman
13:28:24 From Laura Pinsky to Everyone : Lori asked for good human transcription services. There are a few but the one I use the most often is Rev.com. They have really fast turnaround, and are 100% human with native speakers of whatever language you need. They transcribe off of either audio or video and have a cool editing tool built into the software that is part of the fee. Their base fee is $1.25/min.
13:32:40 From Shahar Zeevi to Everyone : https://lunchclub.com/?invite_code=shaharz
13:34:38 From Lori Kirstein to Everyone : I have just partnered up with The Predictive Index and I am now offering Team consulting in a breakthrough way.
13:37:35 From John Gale to Everyone : Hi Laura I use Rev also I use the cheap software version I an happy with it
13:37:39 From Bob Lerman to Everyone : PhytoSmart.com pet food supplement for dogs and cats
13:39:58 From Gil Perlberg to Everyone : Gil Perlberg I help people understand IP https://www.linkedin.com/in/gilperlberg/
13:40:58 From Lori Kirstein to Everyone : Lori Kirstein The Goodbye Good Girl Project dba Business by Humans I help business question the rules and change the systemic game by putting the human solutions first. https://www.linkedin.com/in/lorikirstein
13:46:28 From Ellen E. Thompson Art & Design to Everyone : Hi all! I’m Ellen E. Thompson and I’m an illustrator, graphic designer and brand strategist. I bring fun and ease to your brand’s visual strategy! You can find me at ellenethompson.com and my art can be found at ellenethompson.com/store. Happy to connect on Linkedin at https://www.linkedin.com/in/ellenethompson
13:46:35 From Jonathan Sachs to Everyone : For Boston area folks: https://www.neqm.org/
The New England Quilt Museum is fantastic.
13:47:21 From Chuck Goldstone to Everyone : Mentor session venture cafe…..Thurs at 3
13:47:40 From Chuck Goldstone to Everyone : Venture cafe cambridge
13:53:47 From Howie Hecht to Everyone : Howie Hecht – Howie@appanite.com – for AdsSciences Facebook & Instagram Advertising for both B2C and B2B across every vertical…
13:54:32 From Jeff Englander to Everyone : Jeffrey Englander Qmyno, LLC CEO +1.703.300.3028 jenglander@qmyno.com LinkedIn.com/in/jeffreyenglander @JeffEnglander (Twitter) Seeking marketing partners that can resell my product offering.
13:58:54 From Howie Hecht to Everyone : also – https://linkedin.com/in/howiehecht/
13:59:33 From A Meritt to Everyone : https://www.linkedin.com/in/ameritt/ Thank you for the advice!
14:00:40 From Shahar Zeevi to Everyone : Have to drop, see you next week
14:24:24 From Jerrold Shapiro to Everyone : I need help reviewing my sales model. We modeled the sales by one salesperson, then figured out how many gynecologist customers they could see in a year, what percent they could sell. Then computed the number of gyn’s in a country, divided by the number that could be seen to calculate the number of salespeople are needed for that country. If you could review this model, please email me: shapiro@Floelle.com https://FLOELLE.com
Ordering a Pizza in 2021
CALLER:
Is this Pizza Delight?
GOOGLE:
No sir, it’s Google Pizza.
CALLER:
I must have dialed a wrong number. Sorry.
GOOGLE:
No sir, Google bought Pizza Delight last month.
CALLER:
OK. I would like to order a pizza.
GOOGLE:
Do you want your usual, sir?
CALLER:
My usual? You know me?
GOOGLE:
According to our caller ID data sheet, the last 12 times you called you ordered an extra-large pizza with three cheeses, sausage, pepperoni, mushrooms and meatballs on a thick crust.
CALLER:
OK! That’s what I want …
GOOGLE:
May I suggest that this time you order a pizza with ricotta, arugula, sun-dried tomatoes and olives on a whole wheat gluten-free thin crust?
CALLER:
What? I detest vegetable!
GOOGLE:
Your cholesterol is not good, sir.
CALLER:
How the hell do you know!
GOOGLE:
Well, we cross-referenced your home phone number with your medical records. We have the result of your blood tests for the last 7 years.
CALLER:
Okay, but I do not want your rotten vegetable pizza! I already take medication for my cholesterol.
GOOGLE:
Excuse me sir, but you have not taken your medication regularly. According to our database, you purchased only a box of 30 cholesterol tablets once, at Drug RX Network, 4 months ago.
CALLER:
I bought more from another drugstore.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your credit card statement.
CALLER:
I paid in cash.
GOOGLE:
But you did not withdraw enough cash according to your bank statement.
CALLER:
I have other sources of cash.
GOOGLE:
That doesn’t show on your last tax return unless you bought them using an undeclared income source, which is against the law.
CALLER:
WHAT THE HELL!
GOOGLE:
I’m sorry, sir, we use such information only with the sole intention of helping you.
CALLER:
Enough already! I’m sick to death of Google, Facebook, Twitter, WhatsApp and all the others. I’m going to an island without internet, cable TV, where there is no cell phone service and no one to watch me or spy on me.
GOOGLE:
I understand sir, but you need to renew your passport first. It expired 6 weeks ago…
ATTENDEES:
A Meritt
Albert Whale
Bob Lerman
Chuck Goldstone
David Shiang
David Wieselmann Where to Wheel
Devvan – GyvLink
Ellen E. Thompson Art & Design
Gil Perlberg
Gregg Bauer
Howie Hecht
Jeff Englander
Jerrold Shapiro
Jim Williamson
John Gale
Jonathan Sachs
kate
Laura Pinsky
Lori Kirstein
Marc Kitz – Sales Coach
Meagan Gorham
Melinda J Watman
Peter Longini
Shahar Zeevi
Stephen Karasek